Hello and welcome to another fine edition of Comments of the Week, running down the best of the comments section from last week. I’ll be writing this post as quickly as possible before I’ve had my coffee, so enjoy that. For this week’s winner, I realize I’m fast running out of
As you can see from the banner picture, one of last week’s most popular stories was that Val Kilmer did something and looked silly (FilmDrunk, ’tis a frivolous place). He’s not even really fat anymore, but we’ve never been ones to let someone’s weight get in the way of a good fat joke. Or a mediocre fat joke, for that matter.
Otto Man: As a young actor, Kilmer used to brag that one day he’d be bigger than Brando.
Chuck WingDuck: “Mr. Kilmer, how many chins are you wearing tonight?”
ChinoMoreno: V for Velveeta
donna romper: Love me two times, gravy.
Jessolido: “Mr. Kilmer, those were decorative soaps! This is very important: How many ‘bubba-fruits’ did you eat?”
GutsAndTalent: He is counting the number of people today who called him Fat Fartigan.
Otto Man: The Saltimbocca Sea
GutsAndTalent: The Island of Dr. Churros
Don’t ask me why, but I’m giving the slight edge to Donna Romper. I guess I’m just a sucker for gravy jokes. Send me your address and shirt size, Donna. More honorable mentions after the jump.
From ‘Think Like a Man’ Earns $33 million:
killington says: 33 Million!!! Gimme Tyler Perry on the phone… greenlight ‘Think like a Mandea’ It’s Tyler Perry, as Madea, as a MAN! Aww no SHE dint, Aww yes HE did!
From the trailer for GI Joe 2: RIP, C-Tates:
GlennBeckHasAIDS: Sgt. C-Tates requested that “Taps (That Azz)” be played at his funeral.
I had to look it up, but that’s not a real song. Everyone nominated it, but I think it’d be way funnier if that was an actual song. That’s just me, I’m all about truth.
And finally, from The Dark Knight Rises releases new promo images:
Stinky Pete: Julie Taymor looked at that first image and threw a half-empty bottle of Jamesons in her bathroom garbage.
Somewhat obscure, but nicely evocative.
That does it, folks. As always, bookmark this post and nominate for next week’s by pasting your favorite comments into the comments section below. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a sudden hankering for hot dogs.