So, uh… I wasn’t planning to write about this whole Kristen Cheated on Rob! story, but that was before the people involved started issuing official statements about it. A 22-year-old broad cheated on her boyfriend? STOP THE PRESSES! What’s next, her boyfriend calls a press conference about his premature ejaculation?
“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry,” Stewart said in a statement Wednesday. [People]
Stewart’s camp appears to be in serious damage-control mode, with a source telling People magazine that the actress has been reeling from her betrayal of Pattinson, 26, her boyfriend of three years whom she first met while filming the first “Twilight” installment. “It was a mistake and a complete lapse in judgment. “She wasn’t having an affair with Rupert. It was just a fleeting moment that shouldn’t have happened. She never meant to hurt anyone. She’s a good person who just made a bad choice.”
“Kristen is absolutely devastated,” the source said. [NYDailyNews]
She’s all torn up inside! Anxiously twirling her hair and biting her lip, no doubt. She’s probably all full of angst, you don’t have to be a source close to Kristen to figure that out. Meanwhile, Sanders, 41, issued a statement of his own:
Sanders also issued a public apology to his wife and children, essentially confirming his tryst with Stewart and indicating he is trying to mend his broken home.
“I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family,” he told People. “My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.” [NYDailyNews]
Oh sure, two public apologies and neither of you are sorry about that abortion of a movie you made? I mean, as long as you’re apologizing in public, you might as well apologize to the public. Wait, why are you apologizing in public again? Oh well, I guess we’re all in this together. I just hope we’ll be able to carry on after a tragedy of this magnitude.
Snow White, sparkling white… she certainly has a type, something something (*mouthfart*) donkey sound.