It’s a bit of a slow news day, but hella phatty props (sorry, I get tired of typing “kudos”) to Funny or Die for creating this mash-up trailer for Every 3D Movie Ever.
This Summer… Sh*t is going to fly at your screen… in derivative ways. Arrows will fly at your face. you’ll free fall from a skyscraper in New York City. Cities will be destroyed. Buildings will fall in similar ways. There’ll be alien… bug… things. And for some reason, a blue light will have to shoot up into the sky at some point.
You can watch it below. The side-by-side comparisons are pretty damning (even The Dark Knight Rises had a damned archery scene!). I don’t have much to add to this, but last year, someone bought the rights to Seltzer/Friedberg’s “The Biggest Movie of All Time 3D.” I don’t know what happened with that, and it doesn’t have an IMDB listing (maybe someone rightly fired the print out of a cannon into the sun), but I’m guessing that would’ve been a lot like this video, except 90 minutes long and with a Kim Kardashian impersonator getting hit with a pie for some reason.
I want more like this!
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