Hopefully this doesn’t spoil the video, but all I can think is “will I be the first accidental decapitation?” The Swedes are good people, though. If they think my head needs to come off then it probably should. Gjørgen flørgen bjørgen.
The Morning Links
Weekend Movie Guide: Please Don’t Hurt ‘Em, Hammer of Thor |FilmDrunk|
LEGO May Have Already Won Christmas With This Heartwarming Father-Son Commercial |Uproxx|
UPROXX Video: The Grind |Uproxx Video|
Here Are 100 Free Fake Names You Can Use In Your TV Scripts (Or To Go On The Lam) |Warming Glow|
The Wiggles Wrote a Glorious Song About the US Rugby League World Cup Team |With Leather|
Watch a Real-Life Rocketeer Fly Around Mt. Fuji at 185 MPH |Gamma Squad|
Sexy Friday is An Easy Rider |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
Who Remembers the Time Eminem Freestyled About Beyoncé Being Fat? |Smoking Section|
Baby alligator founder under escalator at O’Hare International Airport |death&taxes|
BREAKING: JON HAMM “APPEARS TO BE GOING COMMANDO (AGAIN)” |Videogum|
Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It |Pajiba|
50 Hilarious Photos to Get You Through the Weekend |Guyism|
Emory Frat Bro Sends His Entire Fraternity a Ridiculous Email Criticizing Their Fashion Choices |BroBible|
Selena Gomez in Lingerie, Anyone? |The Superficial|
Tom Cruise Admits Katie Holmes Divorced Him Because of Scientology |IDLYITW|
I Have No Idea What’s Happening Here, But I’m Very Impressed |The Chive|
2003 Bonnaroo Lineup |Ranker|
The Last Two Cases of Rand Paul Plagiarism That We Are Going to Post |BuzzFeed|
Alison Stevenson Went to a Class to Learn How to Financially Dominate Men |Vice|
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