The German Candy That Allows You To Eat An Ass With Ears


“A… mit Ohren” AKA Arsch mit Ohren AKA Ass with Ears are apparently delectable treats in Germany, and I bet Germans don’t even find them funny. “Vy vould eet be funny? Zey ah ze most chewwy pahts uff ze anatomy. Eet’z only sensible.”

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