Last week’s thread wasn’t Oscars themed, and for that I say, “I’m sorry”/”You’re welcome.” Never again will I miss the opportunity to theme Comments of the Week around a major broadcast event. This week’s edition will celebrate all of the nihilistic darkness and crippled masculinity of True Detective.
At the same time, she missed out on a teaching moment by failing to whip out a camera and a 50 pack of condoms to show those frat boys just how broken the lock to Fort Knox really is.
In case you haven’t heard, a frat guy outed a Duke freshman doing porn, only to then be outed himself as a facial abuse aficionado by a porn CEO (#USA). See, her name’s Belle Knox (which was unfortunately unclaimed by the slower pornstars at Tennessee), so there’s wordplay in addition to the theme of embracing public opinion’s hatefulness by exaggerating your own rotting reputation. You’re not falling from grace, you’re just leaving faster than all the others. Let the ants eat what is fed them. Be the harbinger of annihilation. Doodle boobs in your cave.
Remember to keep your wits about you, and nominate your favorite comments of the week in the comments section of this very thread. Next week’s winner, you know who you are and I’m glad we could finally come to an agreement.
VINCE’S NOTE: Being the hands off editor I am, I usually let Evan handle this post on his own. But I couldn’t let these comments go unrecognized:
Chareth Cutestory: WHITES ARE THE NEW OPPRESSED MINORITY THANKS TO BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMACARE. #DINESHDISOUZA2016 #BLESSED
Chareth Cutestory: BACK IN MY DAY, STEVE MCQUEEN WAS A GOD-FEARING WHITE CHRISTIAN WITH A SICK MUSTANG, NOT SOME LIBRUL FOREIGNER WHO PROBABLY DRIVES A GAY ASS LORRY. #BULLIT #JESUSTAKETHEWHEEL
Stallonewolf: That’s what I love about these conservative Christian girls, man. I get older, they spout the same rage.
Those were too good not to include.