The new “Internet trailer” for The Raid 2: Berandal is here to hold us over for one more week until the highly-anticipated sequel to Gareth Evans’ awesome 2011 action film hits theaters next Friday. I’m kind of running out of things to say about this movie, other than just typing HURRY HURRY HURRY and throwing a temper tantrum about how I don’t want to wait any longer, and also probably about the totally unnecessary American remake as well. But if I could have one wish in the world right now – aside from naked Kate Upton delivering a yacht filled with gold to my house – it would be to have me included as one of the one-word review quotes in this new trailer. I’d probably pick something like “BONER” or “SPLOOSH” or “HNNNNNNNNGH” as my quote. Then I’d finally be respected as a guy who writes incoherent blurbs about movies.
Now who wants to watch a girl beat some ass with hammers?
I want more like this!
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