Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman are separating because God is dead

10.08.12 4 years ago • 22 Comments

Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman have been married for 30 years, have three kids, and always seemed about the same height and pretty close to equal on the f*ckability scale, not to mention that they’re both ridiculously adorable. As such, they seemed like the perfect couple. And now they’re separating. First mom and dad and now this! Like I told my friends who got married this weekend, we’re all f*cked and there’s no use even pretending anymore.

Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are separating after 30 years of marriage.
The two married back in 1982 and have 3 children together.
DeVito (5’0″) and Perlman (5’1″) met in 1970 when Rhea went to see an off-Broadway play, The Shrinking Bride … which featured Danny.
The two began dating soon after and lived together for 11 years before tying the knot.
A rep for the couple confirmed the split — but has no further comment at this time. [TMZ]

They’re just separated, not divorced, which is why I’m holding out some hope that Danny can still win her back with some wacky, Mrs. Doubtfire-esque stunt. But that will undoubtedly be harder to pull off once he starts banging Scarlette Johansson.

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