This might have missed the attention of you skimmers, so I’m just going to leave it here again to jumpstart your weekend. The dancing looks hard and stuff but I don’t think I fully appreciate it until I see Seagal’s take. Gone are the spins, the pivots, the grace, the respect, the energy. He’s doing a lot of swatting, slapping, and that thing kids do (specifically Trevor) where they just see how fast they can move their arms around. “Nah, I haven’t been practicing this arm-jolt for hours, just check out my natural reflexes.” After at least 12 seconds, Seagal stops just short of Full Cardiac Explosion, bows, and walks away like he’s leaving a defeated buffet’s bathroom. “I think this is my favorite dancing in the world,” he sighs, an expert (excuse me sir hast though ne’er Twerk’d?). Exhilarated. The Chechens roar. This is the world we live in.
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