These People are Pretty Chill about Their Haunted House



No big deal, just some phantom screams a couple times a month.

Slightly haunted. Nothing serious, though. e.g. The sounds of phantom footsteps. A strange knocking sound followed by a very quiet (hardly noticeable, even) scream at 3:13am, maybe once a week. Twice a week, tops. And the occasional ghastly visage lurking behind you in the bathroom mirror. Even still, this occurs very rarely and only in the second floor bathroom.

There’s something you don’t read in a real estate listing every day. Via.


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