New Supercut Combines All Of The Cinematic Penis Nicknames

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06.09.14 15 Comments

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This new supercut from HuffPo’s Ben Craw combines every penis nickname from movies and television into one phallic four-minute supercut. Today’s top story was already about a statue with giant boner, so I figure why stop there? If it references movies and penises, sure, why not. I think what stuck out at me (heh) most about this is how bad most penis nicknames are. That Varsity Blues scene feels like it was written by your truck driving uncle. There are so many cheesy sex puns in this I’m surprised Andrew Dice Clay only shows up once.

RIP, Phil Hartman.


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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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