Well, folks, the Oscars are on tonight and we’ve got a commenting upgrade just in time. Check back here as soon as they start, and you should be able to see new comments at the top, which conveniently appear without you having to reload. We’ll be able to read each other’s witty banter, just like as if we were watching it together, but without the smell. Remember to play along with our drinking game, and together, we’ll make it through this. It’ll be, like, fun.