Of course this exists: Sexy Bert and Ernie Costumes

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10.10.12 26 Comments

With the election news cycle so focused on Big Bird, it seems we’re ignoring something far more important: that with Halloween fast approaching, we can celebrate our freedom by dressing as “slutty” versions of PBS’s favorite possibly-gay couple, Bert and Ernie (pigtails optional!). USA! USA! USA! Oh, Bert and Ernie, always wearing cleavage-bearing fauxveralls. Ha, classic.

Not into Bert and Ernie? Well there’s always “Melody Monster.”

As for me, I’ll be going as a jacked holocaust inmate. My striped pajamas are ripped just right to show off my bis and pecs. I gotta start crash dieting now though, I want to look extra shredded.

[Yandy via Buzzfeed]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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