‘The Shawshank Omelette’ is pretty fantastic

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10.25.12 12 Comments

So we’re calling this “The Shawshank Omelette.” Burnsy discovered it the other day and I don’t have much to add, other than to say that it’s fantastic. I hear it comes with hash browns and 500 yards of sh*t smelling foulness that you can’t even imagine. Served with a tall drink of water and a silver spoon up your ass.


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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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