Something For The Ladies: First Photos Revealed From Channing Tatum’s ‘Magic Mike’

Steven Soderbergh’s stable of stallions for Magic Mike is expanding once again, as WWE superstar Kevin Nash has joined Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, and Matthew Bomer for one of the bulge-shakingest movies in history. But if you’re like me, you’ve yelled, “Enough with the casting news already, when am I going to get some man meat in my grill!” Well the gods have answered, friends, and Celebuzz has come to the rescue with new set photos of Tatum and Pettyfer preparing for action.

But as you can see above, the response indicates that there is clearly some confusion regarding who the hardest twerkin’ playboy in hoe bizzna$$ is. I mean, from where I’m sitting, it looks like people voted that Pettyfer is doper than C-Tates, but that can’t be, because ain’t nobody doper than C-Tates. He’s dope like the pope using soap on a rope, or so he’s told me.

Judge for yourself, and for best results play this video in another window.

(Images via The Daily Mail, Celebuzz, and The Superficial.)

“Hey yo, C-Tates!”

“What up, P-Funk?”

“Wanna show deez haters where it’s at?”

“Break ‘em off somefin proper, blood.”

“Unnnh, uh huh, yeah, what you got girl?”

“Is it hot in hurrr or is it be just you? Unnnh, feel me, holla atcha boy.”

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