The World Cup Truffle Shuffle Kid is My New Hero

(Click for the animated version. I put it on a separate page so it wouldn’t crash your browser.)

If you happened to be watching the women’s soccer World Cup final match between the US and Japan yesterday (a long shot, I realize…), you may have noticed this kid’s awesome celebration after Alex Morgan’s goal in the 65th minute put the US up 1-0. I think he was probably inspired by Brandi Chastain’s famous shirt-removal celebration after scoring the winning goal in the 1999 World Cup, but for the sake of movie-relatedness, let’s call it a Truffle Shuffle. In either case, it was awesome, and I would gladly buy this kid a beer. Wait, that came out wrong. Seriously though, he busted this out with ZERO HESITATION! He had his chubby little titties out a second and a half after the ball hit the net at the MOST. His comedic instincts are uncanny! You can’t teach that. If he’s not the most popular kid in school by tomorrow, he should change schools because his is clearly incapable of appreciating greatness.

Around The Web

Featured

Crucial Advice About Fear And Adventure From An Amazon Explorer

By: 05.04.16

Six Worldview-Expanding Options For An Incredible Gap Year

A Fact-Soaked Odyssey Through Kentucky’s Bourbon Country

This Woman Is Fighting The Stigma Of Sex Work In America In Hopes Of Getting Her Child Back

‘We Went To The Moon In 1969’: How The ‘Even Stevens’ Musical Episode Changed The Disney Channel Forever

M.T. Anderson Correctly Predicted Your ‘Feed’ Back In 2002, Are You Ready To Hear What He Says Is Coming Next?

Kenya’s Massive Ivory Burn Should Light A Fire Under Us All

Returning To The Boston Marathon Offered A Lesson In Facing Fears

Is There More To The Adam Walsh Story?

Stand-Up Comedy Scared The Hell Out Of Me, So I Decided To Give It A Shot

W. Kamau Bell On Joking With The KKK For CNN And Quoting Malcolm X In His New Special

‘The NFL Whole-Heartedly Doesn’t Care About You’: Joey Harrington Offers Real Talk About The NFL Draft Process