It’s fitting that we start this week’s This Week in Posters with Assassin’s Creed, because I think this might be this week’s worst poster. It’s the old “pyramid of characters” design, but the proportions are all off. Why stick the other characters inside Michael Fassbender’s torso again? Do they live inside the heart of the assassin? Also, they got Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, and Jeremy Irons to star in a video game movie? What is happening?
I’m just glad the jumping figures are there in the background to let me know that there will be parkour. As long as there is still parkour I know the whole world hasn’t gone crazy.
[all posters via IMPA]