If you think this guy’s ‘stache is awesome, wait until you see his super slow-motion, minute-long death sequence. You’ll be interested to know that a full 60 seconds is actually a really long time to writhe around in agony. Apparently the scene comes from the 1973 Turkish exploitation film, Kareteci Kız, which translates to Karate Girl, which is also a nickname for my penis. Anyway, check it out, it’s fantastic. The scene, I mean, not my penis.
How does it compare to my all-time favorite death scene, from Brian DePalma’s The Fury?
You can tell he’s dead from the seven explosions.