Our friend Oliver Noble put together this supercut (with inspiration from @thetwoggfather) explaining the phenomenon of “twogging,” aka twerking at your dog. As someone who can take the feathers off a bird at 50 paces using nothing but the air from my hip thrusts, I approve of this. |HuffPo|
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