You think with portals, obviously.
No, actually, you strap a vacuum to your bits. That’s why we’ve got the Space Core standing it: you don’t want to know what Google has waiting for you if you image-search this topic. Rule 34 strikes again!
National Geographic has finally answered the question we were all kind of happy not to know about: how astronauts go to the bathroom. Along the way, we learned just how anal NASA is about this.
First of all, they have a training toilet, a fully functional crapper the astronauts use to get comfortable with a shop vac on their John Thomas. Secondly, there’s a checklist that fits on an entire page.
Thirdly, if that hole in the seat is what I think it’s for, damn, these guys have really good aim.
Check out National Geographic dancing around admitting we pee and poop on the next slide.
https://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/videos/satellite/satelliteEmbedPlayer.swf
[ via the corrupted cores at BestWeekEver ]
