Is there anything more futile than a Supergirl porn parody?
No, seriously. Can you think of anything? We’ve spent a week trying to find something more futile. Aside from trying to argue Terry Goodkind novels aren’t just Ayn Rand in fantasy drag, we haven’t found anything.
What we have found? A bunch of pictures! We also discovered we have standards! Yeah, we were shocked too.
This thing looks…well, it looks pretty terrible, even for porn. Which is about what you’d expect from a porn parody decades too late of a movie that nobody cared about in the first place, but still, we’re pretty sure this is embarrassing even by porn industry standards. The full (safe-for-work) pain, on the next slides.
This looks like the porn parody of “Lois and Clark”.
“Hi, I’m Supergirl, and I’ll be performing a lesbian scene with you.”
Please tell me Zach Galifinakis and Shelley Long there don’t have a sex scene.
So Maxima switched teams?
“Dammit, Bob, we told you this is a porno! Dutch angles have no place in a porno!”
“I’ll distract her with my ‘florid Josh Duhamel’ impersonation while you hit her with the frying pan. This plan is flawless.”
So why exactly is Dimly-Lit-’80s Man making an appearance? Do they also drag Justice League Detroit into this?
“Hey, this is a T-shirt!”
Note to the photographer: “seductive” requires you not light the scene like the produce market at Winn-Dixie.
So that’s what the PlayStation Network was run on!
I don’t want to know what he was doing with that broom that filled that woman with enough pity to do this guy.
Supervillain and her henchwomen, or sorority meeting of your dreams?
Supergirl experimented in college. Or maybe an orphanage. All we know is that that doesn’t seem like a comfortable bed to sleep on, forget gymnastic lesbian sex.
[ via the producers of the porn parody of “Gymkata” over at Bleeding Cool ]