CNBC Asks Kim Kardashian For Her Thoughts On The Economy (And The Morn...
Vladimir Putin Leads Crane Migration in Hang Glider

Brony Pick-Up Lines: Fifty Percent Of The Time It Works Every Time

By / 09.06.12
‹ Prev
Next ›
Use your ← → keys to navigate


Care to start your day with some My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic double entendres? Comediva posted a set of brony pick-up lines that have us feeling like we can eat all those apples, if you know what I'm saying. (Because I don't.) And you may be wondering why you would want to learn pick-up lines for bronies, the adult fans of My Little Pony. The picture above should be reason enough. If it isn't, here are three more reasons:




So, if you sidle up to one of these hotties at a Bronycon, do you want the conversation to end with a Sonic Rainboom? (That's a euphemism. For the sex.) Or do you want it to end like this:

Thankfully, Comediva is here to help step your pony game up. Our favorite brony pick-up lines are collected below.

This one seems the most true to life.

Check out the rest of the Brony Pick-Up Lines at Comediva.

Begin Slide Show ›

I want more like this!

Follow us on Facebook and get the latest before everyone else.

View Single Page

Join The Discussion


Join the discussion. or Register

Sign Up

Powered by VIP