Damien Fahey looks like an angel. When I picture Heaven above, I see a kingdom of clouds where 1,000 white-robed Damiens float about in serene contemplation, tiny dewdrops glistening on their foreheads. If you’re unfamiliar with the visuals of Heaven, you may recognize Damien’s face from hosting gigs on shows like MTV’s “TRL” and ABC’s “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here.” The latter title being the name I’m going to start giving when I order a drink at Starbucks.
In addition to having TV chops, Damien also happens to be a truly hilarious individual. He tweets under his own name, and his jokes are ultra-sharp and full of topical references. Saint Peter must be proud. Here are ten of Damien’s best tweets: