12 Hilarious Things To Be Thankful For According To Jimmy Fallon

12.02.13

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#1 – Being thankful that everyone’s college experience was equally traumatizing.

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#2 – Being thankful this deadly killer has been shamed by terrible footwear.

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#3 – Being thankful for the glory that is October, hereby renamed Spicetober in honor of

our dark Lord Pumpkin Spice.

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#4 – Being thankful for ladders that only wanted to step up and do the right thing by

our mom.

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#5 – Being thankful the animal kingdom remembers goth, even if scene kids don’t.

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#7 #6 – Being thankful for the invention of calculators because who knows what

40% off $42.99 is really?

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#7 – Being thankful for little understood grammar that makes you look smart when

used properly.

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#8 – Being thankful for the complexities of the English language.

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#9 – Being grateful pears understand when said complexity has reached its limits.

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#10 – Butts.

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 #11 – Being thankful your didn’t realize this until you were an adult (if you were lucky).

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#12 – And of course, being thankful our silent benevolent overlords do not strip of of our

archaic need for pants.

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