If ‘Spider-Man’ Doesn’t Pan Out, Tom Holland Has A Promising Career As A Rihanna Impersonator

Deputy Entertainment Editor
05.08.17

I don’t care if you clicked on this article at home, at work, or in a public space and you left your headphones in your other bag. Stop what you’re doing, turn up the volume, and watch Tom Holland begin the second phase of his career. Forget Spider-Man: Homecoming; Holland has a promising future on the Vegas circuit. Warning: This video will give you the weirdest lady boner/boner.

Lip Sync Battle can be hit or miss, but some performances stand out. Like this one. Holland looks better in a corset than 98% of the women on planet Earth. When people look up commitment to Sparkle Motion™ in the future, this video is what they will see. Holland brings his athleticism to the stage as well, giving him an edge over his competition both in the episode and in Lip Sync Battle Hall of Fame. Who knew doing gymnastics for his role as Spider-Man would translate so well to pop music choreography?

And can we talk about Holland’s costume? We all thought Cate Blanchett was going to single-handedly revive the goth movement with her Morticia-Couture in Thor: Ragnarok, but it looks like she’s going to have some help. Unlike Emo-Peter from Spider-Man 3, this is how a man does goth. Not with a slightly mussed hairstyle and ill-fitting black slacks, but with an outfit that Tim Curry would’ve stolen from his closet in 1975.

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