I suppose it's only right that on March 21, 2014, the 25th anniversary of the “Like a Prayer” album, we get a commercial starring Madonna that can only be justified through crazy religious beliefs.
MDNA Skin is a dermatological “serum” that apparently works because… I don't even know. I just know that Madonna mentions random words like “substance,” “alchemy,” and “connection,” and we're supposed to understand that we want those things on our epidermis. It's like an “SNL” parody of a Calvin Klein ad from 1996. Except somehow not ridiculous enough.