Miley’s “Wrecking Ball” is such a wrecking ball, you guys!!
Check it: so there was a giant pendulum installed on the campus of Grand Valley University in Michigan that bears a striking resemblance to the one Miley Cyrus attempted to copulate with in her Terry Richardson-directed video. In the days following the video’s release, students at the college rushed towards the ball with their clothes flung behind them to take photos like this:
And also like this:
And now, alas, the pendulum has been removed.
Bring back the pendulum. Bring back the pendulum!