Beyonce had something “amazing” to share with Earth's denizens on this morning's “GMA,” and that thing was an incendiary revelation that we all already knew about: Beyonce is a vegan now. Oh, you don't say!
“This is something I have to share with everyone,” said the “more flawless than ever” Beyonce, “speaking out on camera for the first time” about her lifestyle change/branding opportunity/vegan meal-delivery service business launch (embedded below). Added “GMA” correspondent Mara Schiavocampo in the leadup: “We all say how amazing Beyonce looked in that see-through dress at the Met Gala, and now we know why.”
Oh, I know, remember how terrible Beyonce looked at he 2014 Met Gala? Yuck! Thank christ she started eating chia seed pudding and spreading avocado mash on toast.
This morning's announcement was such a disaster even the Beyhive turned on her:
no shade but HOW IS BEYONCÉ GOING TO TELL ME TO BE A VEGAN WHEN HER & NICKI WAS FEEDING EACH OTHER BURGERS IN THE FEELIN MYSELF MUSIC VIDEO?
– anal girl (@benadryI) June 8, 2015
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Good morning BOSSIP fam! Happy Monday! @Beyonce is a vegan now! Do you give a s#!t? No? Oh.
– Bossip (@Bossip) June 8, 2015
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Beyoncé: I have a huge announcement to make. Hive: Album? Preggy? Tour? Bey: Vegan Diet Hive: pic.twitter.com/Z7MkSD4QSb
– ? (@chokilateyyy) June 8, 2015
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did Beyoncé really wake me up at 8 o'clock to tell me to be a vegan? girl……
– anal girl (@benadryI) June 8, 2015
beyonce Last week….now she a vegan lmaaooo pic.twitter.com/3vr8eMfaiV
– Melissa *June 29th* (@EYE_LUV_ONIKA) June 8, 2015
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If I woke up this damn early and the only announcement Beyoncé is making on GMA is about to be a vegan….Bye.
– Brooklin (@BeeKaY_NY) June 8, 2015
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GMA: Beyoncé has a HUGE announcement Beyoncé: Hi ya'll, this is my exercise program & my vegan diet The #BeyHive: pic.twitter.com/xmTkH4zbNy
– Koena Clothing? ™ (@_Mpho) June 8, 2015
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Beyonce couldn't tweet or instagram she was a vegan she made everyone seem like it was important smh she so childish.
– Marcos Garcia (@GotDeportedYolo) June 8, 2015
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Beyoncé: i have an announcement Beyoncé: I'm on a vegan diet and I'm sharing it with everyone!!! Me: https://t.co/PVmK1KR0SZ
– Paul not Revere (@PaulTheLamp) June 8, 2015
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Vegan?! VEGAN?! I CALLED OUT SICK FOR YOU TO ANNOUNCE YOU DONT LIKE BACONS NO MO?! @Beyonce
– 007 (@SleeplesssInFL) June 8, 2015
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That one's kinda on you, @SleeplesssinFL.