It”s week three of Paula”s attempt to convince America she is a stern and sober dance critic and not a squishy marshmallow, which is otherwise known as the semi-finals of “Live to Dance.” Paula really has been running around town trying to convince talk show hosts that she”s unleashing, if not her inner bitch, then her inner toughy. Whom she calls Pauletta. I couldn”t make this stuff up if I wanted to, people. Oh, and if you talk about the show, and I”m not saying you will, do know that Paula says the judges on the show aren”t judges, they”re “experts.” Take that, Ellen Degeneres! Told you she was playing hardball.
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