Big news in the world of culinary-based, innuendo-laden R&B hits today. Hope you’re all sitting down. Kelis, the woman who used her milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard in 2004, doesn’t even like milkshakes. TV3 has the story:
The 35-year-old singer, who had a hit with her 2003 song ‘Milkshake’ – which she previously revealed is a metaphor for ”something that makes women special” – has admitted she isn’t actually a fan of the calorific beverages and never drinks them.
When asked what her favourite flavour of the tasty treats is, she replied: ”Funnily, enough I don’t actually drink milkshakes.”
Everything you know is a lie. The members of 112 are probably all lactose intolerant. Open the blinds and let the harsh light of reality wash over you. None of us can afford to be innocent anymore.