“Okay, please don’t touch my head like that. No, seriously, please don’t. (Sigh) Look, I’m really serious here. I don’t like to be…okay, you’re not even listening. Dude, like, seriously. Freaking stop it. Oh, you’re laughing?! You actually think this is…oh you did it again. Alright, I’m not usually into violence but if you keep it up…oh you did it again. Okay, I’m going to warn you one last time and if you…STOP TOUCHING MY F*CKING HEAD!!!!!!”
(via the Hairpin)