Gwyneth Paltrow Must Be Stopped!


Last time we checked in on email newsletter mogul/part-time thespian/country singer/cookbook writer Gwyneth Paltrow, she was tossing a flaming duck out of a window and into a pool and offering up gardening advice she’d learned from her “friend” Jose. Now she’s rapping on British television. Um, yeah.

By the way, this isn’t the first time she’s rapped on TV. She did it on Jimmy Fallon’s show a couple of times. I’m convinced she’s setting us up for the next stage of her career: hip-hop artist. God help us all.

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