8. Yi So-Yeon. Three years ago today, Yi (left…duh) became the second-ever Asian woman to travel in space, leading to the second-ever zero-gravity astronaut bukkake session. Yeah, that was a gross joke. Sorry.
9. Concussions In Video Games. Haven’t our video game athletes suffered enough?
10. Popping another dude in the ballsack with a champagne cork. Dude. Not cool.