Or, “AAAAH PAT KELLY”.
What you’re looking at is New York Jets center Nick Mangold appearing on a special celebrity edition of ‘Wax On, Wax Off’, wherein he lets persons from ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ rip the hair from his enormous baby-body as punishment for someone else’s incorrect trivia answers. Unfortunately for Nick, he’s got one of the guys from Coheed and Cambria (not really) answering questions about Lithuanian Prime Ministers so his poor chest ends up looking like a Man-o-Lantern.
Video is below, but it may not be suitable for the faint of heart or fuzzy of boob.
Jimmy Fallon, if you’re reading this, I’ve got a pitch for you: We bring on Mark Sanchez for a ‘Wax On, Wax Off’ segment, but instead of asking trivia questions we just scream DID YOU SLEEP WITH KATE UPTON at him and rip out his chest hair no matter what he says.
Alternate pitch: We bring on Tim Tebow and ask him trivia questions about the less popular parts of the Bible.
[h/t to Rant Sports]