‘Eastbound & Down’ Countdown: Kenny Powers Has A Message For All Of You Baseball Fans

ashley-burns
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09.28.13 4 Comments

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The other day, my good friend (we’ll call him Ted Notarealperson) asked me, “Hey Burnsy, what’s with all the Eastbound & Down posts? Are you shilling for HBO or something?” And I said, “No” because I’m just a huge Eastbound & Down fan; however, I’d gladly shill for just about anybody if they asked (especially you, Taco Bell and/or Jeep). Tomorrow night at 10 PM ET, Kenny Powers will make his magnificent return for the fourth and final season of Eastbound & Down, and it will be awesome because this show is simply awesome.

But to make his return even more glorious than it already is, Kenny Powers (or Danny McBride to some sticklers) has recorded a series of messages to the fans of baseball’s biggest cities, each one more ridiculous and outstanding than the next. So I went ahead and gathered several (or 10) of my favorites and paired them with my equally favorite Kenny Powers fashion statements from the first three seasons.

Time to fight

Airbrushed shirt

Blink If You Want Me

Embroidered and personalized

I Rented This Hooker

No bitch ass

The Burro

Truck Nutz

Uncle Sam

Shower

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Ashley Burns has written about movies, TV, and sports for UPROXX since the site's first day.

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