According to Us Magazine, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen were married in Santa Monica yesterday, finally legitimizing their relationship in the eyes of the God who so carefully crafted them by hand.
The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.
Oh, good. You hate to see dogs under-dressed at weddings.
The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
Good Lord, I’ve waited for this day for a long damn time. Not because I wanted them to get married, but because I was exhausted from writing posts about engagement rumors, denials of engagement rumors, gossip regarding wedding locations, etc. I checked the archives and there were six posts in the last couple months about them maybe getting married, and all of them were a complete waste of time. This event is my white whale. My sexy white whale. (Which is what I call your mom, btw.)