One of my favorite news updates from The Onion, besides the one about the "ask murderer," is <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/pingpong-somehow-elicits-macho-posturing,158/" target="_blank">Ping-Pong Somehow Elicits Macho Posturing</a>.
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- Welp, Miley Cyrus Has Gone And Pissed Off The Entire Country Of Mexico Now
- Watch 8th Grade Metal Band Unlocking The Truth Make Their Late-Night TV Debut
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