#NFL

NFL PANTS-OFF TFL FTW

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Here's the Oakland Raiders' Tommy Kelly losing his pants after running down Knowshon Moreno of the Denver Broncos, and if this doesn't get a fine from the NFL's wardrobe police, nothing will.

#MLB

SOME LIKE IT SHORT: NUDE DIMAGGIO IMAGE

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A circa 1940 photograph of Joe DiMaggio's penis is now available for public consumption.

FISHING

FISHING JUST GOT BETTER

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A teacher in Florida claims she has been let go because of her side job as a "bikini girl" on fishing cruises.

SOFTBALL

FLORIDA PRISONS FEATURED ORGIES, SOFTBALL

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Badass commenter Hercules Rockerfeller points us in the direction of James McDonough, Florida's former prison secretary who described the prisons in America's Wang as being rife with corruption, drunken orgies, and an obsession with softball leagues so severe that steroid use became problematic.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED

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Yesterday we learned that Ohio can has tight-assed school administrators who are terrified of the notion of students wearing body paint to support the school.

SOCCER

SENIORS' SOCCER GAME ENDS WITH ASSAULT

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The handsome gentleman pictured here is Amador Yenkenes, a 57-year-old Miami jeweler who faces third-degree felony assault charges for slugging the referee in a soccer game between two teams comprised entirely of players aged 55 and up.


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