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Patriots-Falcons Live Blog, First Half

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[via] The whole country will be in a rush to ditch this game once the "Breaking Bad" finale starts.

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Dolphins Hit Their Finisher On Harry Douglas

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Falcons receiver Harry Douglas was fielding a punt on his own end of the field in the third quarter when he got BAH GOD'd into the ground, fumbling the ball back to Miami.

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William Moore Hit His Finisher On Mike McNeill

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People feel a bit queasy about celebrating big hits in football these days, but that apparently goes out the window once a defender hits a pro wrestling move on a ball carrier.

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Take A Moment To Celebrate The Glory Of William Moore Spinebustering Mike McNeill

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Atlanta Falcons safety William Moore took down Rams TE Mike McNeill with a WWE-quality spinebuster. Video and GIF are inside.

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Moose Johnston Wants Falcons Receivers To ‘Rub Each Other Off’

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People always joke that football is inherently homoerotic and perhaps some of the butt-slapping and crouching under center is, but the rest of the sport is mostly just asexual violence.

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Your NFL Recap: Week 1

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Falcons fans hate Saints fans.

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Roddy White Calls Twitter Hater A ‘Disrespectful Little Peasant’

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Roddy White isn't known for being the most delicate Twitter presence, judging from his harsh words for the Saints as well as his reaction to the George Zimmerman verdict.

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Roddy White Grudgingly Poses With Saints Fan

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As we learned this off-season with the "Colin Kaepernick wore a Dolphins hat" story, there's a certain type of fan who hates to know that players aren't blindly loyal to the organization that happens to employ them at the moment.

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KSK 2013 NFL Prekkake: Atlanta Falcons

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Last season: 13-3, NFC South champs, lost in NFC Championship Game Acquisitions: Steven Jackson, Osi Umenyiora, Desmond Trufant, Brian Banks Departures: Michael Turner, John Abraham, Dunta Robinson, Tyson Clabo Vegas 2013 win total over/under: 10 wins Verdict: PUSH Five incredible planned features for the Falcons as-yet-unbuilt new stadium: - Sphincter dome - 100-yard bar - Rumble pak seats - Animatronic gospel choir - Staging area for construction of Tom Dimitroff's Elysium Fan forecast, by SB Nation's Jason Kirk: After five years of franchise-altering success, the Falcons are going all in, and I'm pretty scared about that.

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B-E Complacent – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Did you watch the MLB All-Star Game last night.

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The Falcons Will Serve You Death On A Bun

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The Falcons won't have rumble pack technology until their futuristic new stadium is constructed, but in the meantime they can offer their fans a monstrosity of a sandwich at training camp.

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Weis and The BJs — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Via reader Chris: Charlie Weis at a Bon Jovi concert thronged by women with suggestive shirts.

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Yup, That’s Grass — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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It only took the near destruction of their franchise quarterback, but the Redskins have finally installed a workable playing surface at FedEx Field.

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The New Falcons Stadium Could Have Rumble Pack Technology

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The new Falcons stadium scheduled to open for the 2017 season is currently in the design phase, but the two most feasible proposals submitted to the Georgia World Congress Center have a number of interesting innovations.

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Brian Banks Receives Second Chance, Signs with Atlanta Falcons

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After spending over five years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit, Brian Banks finally got a much-deserved second chance today after signing with the Atlanta Falcons.

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Brian Banks Signs With The Falcons — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Brian Banks is the rare case in which "football player" and "rape" are mentioned and the football player is the victim.


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