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NOPE: Watch This Horrifying Video Of An Australian Spider Eating A Snake

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Here's the latest absolutely terrifying thing to come out of Australia...

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A Child-Molesting Teacher Received A Completely Inappropriate Tribute From His Former School

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Bruce Barrett, a former teacher, has received a memorial reading, "He Touched Us All."

2 BROKE GIRLS

‘2 Broke Girls’ Offended Australians With An Aboriginal Australians Joke

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What a surprise, '2 Broke Girls' said something mean and offensive and people are upset about it.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Watch This Australian TV Anchor Brilliantly Slam ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

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"After two hours of complete drivel, I need more than a Choc-top to pop my corn."

#UFC

Watch UFC Heavyweight Soa Palelei Awkwardly Read The Weather On Australian TV

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UFC heavyweight Soa "The Hulk" Palelei, known for his crushing fists and post-fight crooning, was recently abducted by an Australian radio show for the inaugural episode of "I'm a Perthonality, Get Me Out of Here".

AUSTRALIA

McDonald’s Is Selling 200 Bottles Of Big Mac Special Sauce On eBay For Charity

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Australia's Golden Arches are auctioning off 200 bottles of special sauce, and the first one is already fetching five figures.

Robert Allenby

Golfer Robert Allenby Allegedly Drugged, Kidnapped, Beaten, And Robbed In Hawaii

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Meanwhile, the Australian professional is still in Hawaii for another golf tournament. And because he's Australian.

#Viral Videos

This Man Attempts To Drink A Beer In Front Of An Industrial Air Compressor And It Ends As Expected

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What happens when a redneck tries to drink a beer in front of an air compressor?

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The Designer Of The Banned-In-Australia ‘Hotline Miami 2′ Tells Aussies To ‘Just Pirate It’

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'Hotline Miami 2' is banned in down under, and Australians have the permission of the game's designer to do what must be done to play it.

#Video Games

‘Hotline Miami 2′ Has Been Banned In Australia For Graphic Sexual Violence

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'Hotline Miami 2' is hitting the shock button a little to hard for the Aussies.

PORSCHE

A Pissed Off Wife Sells Her Cheating Husband’s Porsche For A 90 Percent Discount

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While similar models usually go for $200,000 or more, this one sold for $20,000 on an Australian 'Revenge Sales' website.

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Even The Police In Australia Are Making Fun Of Nickelback Now

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The Queensland Police Brigade made Nickelback the butt of their holiday season joke on Facebook to the joy of thousands.

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Watch Ghostface Killah Perform At A Grilled Cheese Restaurant Called… Toastface Grillah

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Ghostface Killah performed at an Australian grilled cheese restaurant called Toastface Grillah. Today is a great day.

HUMANS OF NEW YORK

This Australian Comedian Did His Own Parody Of ‘Humans Of New York’ And It’s Wonderful

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Australian television personality Hamish Blake couldn't find the famous photographer, so he decided to take matters into his own hands.

POSSUMS

Watch This Australian Man Try To Coax A Bread-Eating Brushtail Possum Out Of His Kitchen

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What would you do if you came across a bread-stealing Brushtail Possum in your kitchen in the middle of the night?

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Everything You Need To Know About Uber’s Mishandling Of The Sydney Hostage Crisis

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Uber managed to make the Sydney hostage crisis even worse. How? Greed!

#The Simpsons

Meet The Man With 203 Characters From ‘The Simpsons’ Tattooed On His Back

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An Australian man is hoping to be a world record holder after getting 203 characters from 'The Simpsons' tattooed on his back.

the price is right

Meet The Hunky New Australian Male Model Coming To ‘The Price Is Right’

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After a worldwide search and online voting, Australia's James O'Halloran has been chosen to join 'The Price is Right' as a model.

TARGET

Angry Australian Gamers Also Wanted Target Stores To Stop Selling The Bible, But Their Plan Backfired

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Those angry gamers in Australia added The Bible to their growing list of petitions against Target, but the store had some bad news for them.

GTA V

Angry Australian Gamers Want Target Stores To Change Their Name And Stop Selling ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

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After a Change.org petition convinced Target to stop selling 'GTA V,' gamers launched two hilarious but poignant counter-petitions.


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