JOHNNY DEPP

Turns Out Johnny Depp Could Go To Prison For Taking His Dogs To Australia

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The actor could face up to 10 years in prison for not declaring Boo and Pistol with Australian customs.

cheaters

This Woman Found Out The Hard Way That You Don’t Pin Another Dude’s Baby On Your Man

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A woman named Tracey called into a radio show to talk about how she was pinning another man's baby on her boyfriend. It did not end well.

MUSCLES

This Muscle-Bound Kangaroo Wants To Know If You Even Lift, Bro

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You better have a straight answer. Say it with your chest.

#video

Watch This Australian Man Repeatedly Fail To Steal An ATM

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Australian authorities are asking for the internet to help them identify a man who tried and failed repeatedly to steal an ATM.

#Nope

NOPE: It’s Raining Spiders In Australia, So Stay Inside Forever

“Anyone else experiencing … millions of spiders falling from the sky right now?”

mad max: fury road

‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Director George Miller Says ‘There’s More To Come’ With Mad Max

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We also learned how many movies Tom Hardy is signed for and what happened to George Miller's version of 'Justice League'.

YORKIES

Johnny Depp’s Dogs Are Fleeing Australia On A Special Flight To Avoid Execution

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Johnny Depp's dogs are flying back to California on a private jet because that's an efficient use of jet fuel.

JOHNNY DEPP

The Australian Government Is Threatening To Kill Johnny Depp’s Yorkies

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"It's time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States," -an actual government official.

WRESTLEMANIA 32

Hulk Hogan Says He Plans To Wrestle At WrestleMania 32 And Wants A Piece Of Rusev

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WWE legend Hulk Hogan says that if he's medically cleared, he's going to return to the ring at WrestleMania 32 in Dallas. Watch out, Rusev.

#TRAILERS

Jailbait, Filthy Faces, And Kidnapped Children In The ‘Strangerland’ Trailer

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Nicole Kidman stars in 'Strangerland,' which looks sort of like 'Enemy' meets 'Killer Joe' in an Australian dust storm.

GROUPON

Groupon May Have Sold Condoms With Holes In Them To People

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The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission has forced Groupon to recall counterfeit Durex condoms.

Ant Man

Marvel Is Promoting ‘Ant-Man’ With Super Tiny Billboards All Across Australia

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Is this a movie for ants? It might be if these billboards for Marvel's 'Ant-Man' are any indication.

spiders

There Is Not Enough ‘Nope’ In The World For This Squashed Spider Hemorrhaging Babies

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The only thing worse than finding a gigantic wolf spider in your house is to have it start pouring babies out when you try to kill it.

AUSTRALIA

Meet The Woman Who Assaulted A Police Officer With Her Breast Milk

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TIL how to become lactose-intolerant after reading a true crime report in the press.

KOALAS

Stop Everything Right Now Because These Koalas Are Riding On An Airplane

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Koalas riding on an airplane is all you need to know here.


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