AUSTRALIA

Meet The Woman Who Assaulted A Police Officer With Her Breast Milk

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TIL how to become lactose-intolerant after reading a true crime report in the press.

KOALAS

Stop Everything Right Now Because These Koalas Are Riding On An Airplane

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Koalas riding on an airplane is all you need to know here.

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This Woman Flashed Google Street View To ‘Check It Off Of Her Bucket List’

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Hmm, we'd like to see what other items are on this woman's bucket list.

KARL STEFANOVIC

Australian TV Host To Indian Cricket Fans: ‘Who’s Going To Be Manning 7-Elevens Today?’

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Karl Stefanovic managed to not offend Indian sports fans by asking them who was going to be manning the 7 Elevens.

#Nope

Two New Colorful Spider Species Named Sparklemuffin and Skeletorus Were Discovered In Australia

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Are you a spider or a rejected character from 'Labyrinth,' Sparklemuffin?

AUSTRALIA

NOPE: This Australian Man Found A Giant Python Hiding In His Box Of Corn Flakes

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We don't understand why anyone lives on that horrifying hell continent that is Australia.

AUSTRALIAN TV

Watch This Australian ‘Today’ Host Ask Her Co-Host Whether She ‘Spit’ Or ‘Swallowed’

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Australia's 'Today' host Sylvia Jeffrey had to eat a worm for a Bear Grylls reality competition and only one burning question remained...

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NOPE: Watch This Horrifying Video Of An Australian Spider Eating A Snake

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Here's the latest absolutely terrifying thing to come out of Australia...

oops

A Child-Molesting Teacher Received A Completely Inappropriate Tribute From His Former School

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Bruce Barrett, a former teacher, has received a memorial reading, "He Touched Us All."

2 BROKE GIRLS

‘2 Broke Girls’ Offended Australians With An Aboriginal Australians Joke

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What a surprise, '2 Broke Girls' said something mean and offensive and people are upset about it.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Watch This Australian TV Anchor Brilliantly Slam ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’

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"After two hours of complete drivel, I need more than a Choc-top to pop my corn."

#UFC

Watch UFC Heavyweight Soa Palelei Awkwardly Read The Weather On Australian TV

UFC heavyweight Soa "The Hulk" Palelei, known for his crushing fists and post-fight crooning, was recently abducted by an Australian radio show for the inaugural episode of "I'm a Perthonality, Get Me Out of Here".

AUSTRALIA

McDonald’s Is Selling 200 Bottles Of Big Mac Special Sauce On eBay For Charity

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Australia's Golden Arches are auctioning off 200 bottles of special sauce, and the first one is already fetching five figures.

Robert Allenby

Golfer Robert Allenby Allegedly Drugged, Kidnapped, Beaten, And Robbed In Hawaii

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Meanwhile, the Australian professional is still in Hawaii for another golf tournament. And because he's Australian.

#Viral Videos

This Man Attempts To Drink A Beer In Front Of An Industrial Air Compressor And It Ends As Expected

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What happens when a redneck tries to drink a beer in front of an air compressor?

hotline miami

The Designer Of The Banned-In-Australia ‘Hotline Miami 2′ Tells Aussies To ‘Just Pirate It’

'Hotline Miami 2' is banned in down under, and Australians have the permission of the game's designer to do what must be done to play it.


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