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Nate Webster Has An Important Recollection About That Teenager He Slept With

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Nate Webster, a linebacker who most recently played with the Broncos in 2008, had a fling with the babysitter back in 2009.

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Now With Us, The Very Public Face Of Grief

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Matt Millen: There's a word for what has happened with the Penn State football family.

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See The Movie Laveranues Coles Called “Touching”

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Tonight at 8, ESPN premieres it's 30 for 30 documentary about Ricky Williams titled, "Ewok Village and the Time I Wore a Dress On That Magazine Cover".

Homerism

Step Right Up For Some Homer-Fueled Indignation

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Everyone who reads this blog knows I'm a huge Steelers homer, so let's just get that out of the way so as to eliminate the need for 35 commenters to make note of it.

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Big Ben Not Charged For Sexual Assault – Evil Parallel Universe America Reacts

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Ben Roethlisberger will not be charged for the alleged rape that occurred in a Georgia bar last month.

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What Really Happened in the Capital City Bar Women’s Bathroom?

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The absence of concrete facts in a celebrity scandal is ideal conditions for the idiocy plant to flower into a bumper crop of half-formed thoughts and flimsy speculative arguments.

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Electrolytes Out!

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Or, alternatively: X MARKS THE RAPIST.

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The Rape-Off: Crazy Cowboy Lady vs. Frenzied Sex Gnomette. WHO YA GOT?

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Rape is certainly no laughing matter, despite the fact that we poke fun at it on a near hourly basis on this blog.

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Are You Ready for Live Blogged Blowoutkkake (Two Times)?

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Monday Night Doublekkake Our regularly scheduled Monday night live blogification returns, with us streaming to you live vulgarities and inappropriate jokes to bolster your viewing experience of what will undoubtedly be two massive blowouts between divisional foes.

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Then and Now: The Evolution of Brad Childress’s Facial Hair

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One of the most important developments in the NFL this off-season was Brad Childress's decision to grow a beard.

OFF TOPIC

KSK Off-Topic: Board Games for Rapists

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div#main{overflow:visible;} To stave off the specter of boredom or maybe just to sublimate our own latent rapey urges, the Gay Mafia occasionally engages in hour-long sessions of e-mail-based rape joke bandying.


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