I give New Zealand a lot of grief for being the world's most <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/video-new-zealand-hobbit-weather-report-in-elvish" target="_blank">far-flung Lord of the Rings gift shop</a>, and for choosing their prime minister <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/new-zealand-hobbit-middle-earth-passport-stamps" target="_blank">via sack race</a>, but one thing New Zealand does do right is to ban parents from giving their kids stupid names.