quick hits

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'A rickety tackler with a Frank Gehry eye for angles.

xmas ape

Seahawks Fans: A Fanbase So Sour, It Can Only Be Safely Contained in a Magnetic Field

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Because they harbor a delusion that tells them that we care, Seahawks fans are letting the world know that they would rather become the only team without a Super Bowl title in a division that includes the Rams and the Cardinals than see the Steelers win another one.

quick hits

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I will kill a man.

captain caveman

Don’t Touch Him! You’ll Get the Stink of Failure All Over You!

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Memo to all NFL players: Any interaction with Brian Russell, no matter how small, can be calamitous to your career.

sundays are for homerism

Domenik Hixon, I’m gonna make you a STAR!

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You know, you New York Giants deserve some more respect.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Introducing the Worst Third-String Quarterback You’ve Only Recently Heard Of

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Safety Brian Russell took snaps as a quarterback after practice, which was really like an emergency drill.


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