With Leather’s Watch This: Yes We Cam

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It had been rumored for some time that one of our favorite Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models, Chrissy Teigen, had been selected to be The X Factor’s female version of Ryan Seacrest, and that would have been awesome, because she’s funny, intelligent and very easy to look at.


And Now, Steve Johnson's Rap Debut

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Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson's rap debut is here and it's got all the football references you'd expect from a football guy rapping, including "she opened up her shirt like Cam New" and the oddly-appropriate-for-comparing-football-to-sex hashtag "lights out, Shawne Merriman".


2.22 The Cooler

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Jessieka Martinez-Soto Why We Care About Rihanna And Chris Brown <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/why-we-care-about-rihanna-and-chris-brown/2012/02/21/gIQAJMLzRR_blog.html">[Washington Post]</a> 'Don't Say Gay' Bill Troubles Tenn.


The NFL Honors Ceremony Was Pretty Good

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When the NFL first announced that it was going to host an Oscars-like awards ceremony for the league’s season awards, my first thought was, “Great news for people who like the ESPYs but have ADHD.


Believe It Or Not, The Pro Bowl Wasn’t Terrible: The Game In Pictures

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The 2012 Pro Bowl took place yesterday, in case you were glued to TNT’s broadcast of the Celebrity Drinking Contest annual SAG Awards, and it was basically everything you would expect, as the AFC defeated the NFC 59-41.


Your NFL Recap: Week 13

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While <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/tim-tebow">Tim Tebow</a> has supplied sports media with plenty of late-game heroics to gush over, the fact of the matter remains that Denver's defense has peaked at the perfect time for a playoff run, making big plays and holding opponents to low totals for the majority of the games that Tebow has started.


Your NFL Recap: The Midseason Report

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Before we begin, let's praise and honor sweet baby Jesus for not letting the lockout leak into the actual season.


Your NFL Recap: Week Seven

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The word "scrutiny" takes on a new level of intensity when the topic of discussion is <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/tim-tebow">Tim Tebow</a>.


“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even <a href="http://twitter.com/suckforluck">a Twitter account</a> devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.


“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.


Your NFL Recap: Week Three

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The third installment of the weekly drama that is the NFL saw continued offensive explosions in the Northeast, some surprising upsets and some fallen soldiers in the league’s war of attrition.


Your NFL Recap: Week Two

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2011 appears to be the NFL’s answer to the MLB steroid era.


Ray Rice Is Decent Enough And 4 Random Thoughts From This Weekend’s NFL Action

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I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong about something, so I had no problem making fun of myself yesterday while Ray Rice made me and the Pittsburgh Steelers look incredibly foolish.


Your NFL Recap: Week One

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Thursday night's shootout between Green Bay and New Orleans was the appetizer.


Carolina Panthers Officially 0-1

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In an announcement akin to holding a Christmas present that feels like it's jeans and opening it to find out that, yep, it's jeans, the Carolina Panthers have made rookie Cam Newton their official Week 1 starter against the Arizona Cardinals.


Alex Smith Is Awful And Other Random Thoughts From The NFL This Weekend

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There’s not a thing to be learned by watching a preseason NFL game.


Morning Links: Gina Carano, Colons


Every link in the "sports" section has a colon in it, so please enjoy the visual from this morning's links title.


Green Eggs And Cam

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Today's <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15418681/newtons-theory-of-training-camp-learn-have-fun?ttag=gen10_on_all_fb_na_txt_0001">CBS Sports interview with Cam Newton</a> features this line, a paragraph unto itself only two paragraphs down, and tells you pretty much everything you need to know.

#Justin Bieber

Cam Newton Was Like Baby, Baby, Baby


Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers has it all.


4.29 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=187621"> Lauren Speed Panthers Draft QB Cam Newton With First No. 1 Pick In Team History <a href="http://www.nfl.com/draft/story/09000d5d81f8a161/article/with-first-no-1-pick-in-team-history-panthers-draft-qb-newton-?module=HP_headlines2col">[NFL]</a> January Jones is Pregnant <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/january_jones_is_pregnant.html">[Vulture]</a> Zoe Kravitz Poses for Wonderland Magazine <a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2011/04/28/zoe-kravitz-poses-for-wonderland-magazine/">[GOT]</a> TSA Molests Miss USA, Makes Her Cry.

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