CALVIN JOHNSON

Your NFL Recap: The Midseason Report

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Before we begin, let's praise and honor sweet baby Jesus for not letting the lockout leak into the actual season.

AARON RODGERS

Your NFL Recap: Week Seven

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The word "scrutiny" takes on a new level of intensity when the topic of discussion is <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/tim-tebow">Tim Tebow</a>.

AL DAVIS

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even <a href="http://twitter.com/suckforluck">a Twitter account</a> devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.

ANDREW LUCK

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 5

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We're finally starting to see a bit of separation in the rankings, at least now that Kansas City realized that it can still defeat the really crappy teams and the Minnesota Vikings remembered that they just paid Adrian Peterson a gajillion dollars to lean on him for the next few years.

AARON RODGERS

Your NFL Recap: Week Three

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The third installment of the weekly drama that is the NFL saw continued offensive explosions in the Northeast, some surprising upsets and some fallen soldiers in the league’s war of attrition.

CAM NEWTON

Your NFL Recap: Week Two

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2011 appears to be the NFL’s answer to the MLB steroid era.

ALEX SMITH

Ray Rice Is Decent Enough And 4 Random Thoughts From This Weekend’s NFL Action

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I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong about something, so I had no problem making fun of myself yesterday while Ray Rice made me and the Pittsburgh Steelers look incredibly foolish.

baltimore ravens

Your NFL Recap: Week One

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Thursday night's shootout between Green Bay and New Orleans was the appetizer.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

Carolina Panthers Officially 0-1

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In an announcement akin to holding a Christmas present that feels like it's jeans and opening it to find out that, yep, it's jeans, the Carolina Panthers have made rookie Cam Newton their official Week 1 starter against the Arizona Cardinals.

CALVIN JOHNSON

Alex Smith Is Awful And Other Random Thoughts From The NFL This Weekend

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There’s not a thing to be learned by watching a preseason NFL game.

CAM NEWTON

Morning Links: Gina Carano, Colons

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Every link in the "sports" section has a colon in it, so please enjoy the visual from this morning's links title.

CAM NEWTON

Green Eggs And Cam

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Today's <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15418681/newtons-theory-of-training-camp-learn-have-fun?ttag=gen10_on_all_fb_na_txt_0001">CBS Sports interview with Cam Newton</a> features this line, a paragraph unto itself only two paragraphs down, and tells you pretty much everything you need to know.

CAROLINA PANTHERS

Cam Newton Was Like Baby, Baby, Baby

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Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers has it all.

Big K.R.I.T.

4.29 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=187621"> Lauren Speed Panthers Draft QB Cam Newton With First No. 1 Pick In Team History <a href="http://www.nfl.com/draft/story/09000d5d81f8a161/article/with-first-no-1-pick-in-team-history-panthers-draft-qb-newton-?module=HP_headlines2col">[NFL]</a> January Jones is Pregnant <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/january_jones_is_pregnant.html">[Vulture]</a> Zoe Kravitz Poses for Wonderland Magazine <a href="http://gossiponthis.com/2011/04/28/zoe-kravitz-poses-for-wonderland-magazine/">[GOT]</a> TSA Molests Miss USA, Makes Her Cry.

CAM NEWTON

The 2011 NFL Draft Starts Tonight

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Originally, I was going to put together a first round mock draft to pretend like I had any clue how the 2011 NFL Draft was going to unfold and thankfully I talked myself out of kidding myself.

AUBURN TIGERS

Blaine Gabbert Sucks Less Than Cam Newton

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We're gonna roll out a couple more posts before we head out today, but first I want to address a question in the comments of this Cam Newton post.

AUBURN TIGERS

Some Merry Band Of Idiots Will Draft Cam Newton

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Cam Newton is being compared to a lot of quarterbacks in the NFL, and almost none of those are promising.

CAM NEWTON

Columnist: Mike Mayock Doesn’t Care About Black People

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Mike Mayock of NFL Network is being accused of racism.

ANDY SAMBERG

1.18 The Cooler

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Jessica aka Miss Rabbit Meme Watch: Dog Fort [Uproxx] Andy Samberg And Pee-Wee Herman Get Drunk Together [Buzzfeed] Cee Lo-Dons Whiteface And Interviews Himself [TUD] Orgasm Allergy May Explain Post-Sex Flu-Like Symptoms for Men [BroBible] Great Moments In Sports National Anthems [With Leather] 50 Tyson Has [...].

BRETT FAVRE

They Are Who We Thought They Were: The Best Sports Moments Of 2010

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While the entirety of the mainstream media began releasing Best Of lists in the first week of December, I wanted to wait as long as I possibly could to create my own, because of, you know, all of the games that take place throughout December.


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