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Carl Pavano’s Mustache Is A Loser

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Back in October, the American Mustache Institute <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/10/best-of-luck-mustached-americans">announced its list of the 19 finalists</a> for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, and now you can breathe again because a winner has been chosen.

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Best Of Luck, Mustached Americans

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The American Mustache Institute has announced its list of 19 finalists for this year’s Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year.

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PAVANO’S ARM WON’T BE GETTING BETTER

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For those of us who have been paying attention to the goings-on in Carl Pavano's life -- not merely his hilariously messed up arm that will inevitably require Tommy John surgery, but the rise and fall of his engagement to NYC hottie Gia Allemand -- the arrival of </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

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CARL PAVANO HAS A BLOG

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Well, it's not actually Carl Pavano, but the new <a href="http://www.dicegay.com/" target="_blank">DiceGay.com</a> is delightfully reminiscent of the sadly departed <a href="http://tonyhomo.com/" target="_blank">TonyHomo</a> -- probably because they have the same author, but whatever.

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MORE CARL PAVANO EX-GIRLFRIEND CRAP

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With not nearly enough athletes in the police blotter today, I'm forced to turn toward Yankees money pitcher Carl Pavano and the hot chick that <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2492">broke up with him</a> right before Opening Day.

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CARL PAVANO CHEATED, GOT DUMPED

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Carl Pavano, the Opening Day pitcher for the Yankees (who have paid him $20 million to not pitch over the last two seasons), got dumped by Gia Allemand, the student / model to whom I <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2255">previously called your attention</a>.

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PAVANO STILL ISN’T PITCHING

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The Chief introduced us to <a href="../index.phtml?s=pavano&go.x=0&go.y=0&go=Go&dt=" title="With Leather" target="_blank">Gia Allemand</a> about a week ago, and her future hubby has her in the news again because he missed his <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-yankees-pavano&prov=ap&type=lgns" title="Carl Pavano" target="_blank">scheduled start</a> on Friday: "The reason I left, my girlfriend had a severe medical condition and I had to be with her," Pavano said.

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I KNOW WHY PAVANO HASN’T BEEN PITCHING

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Pictured here is Gia Allemand, a 5'4", 100-pound student who also happens to be the fiancée of Yankees money pit Carl Pavano.


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