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People Think Team USA Picked On Nigeria

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Make no mistake about it, Team USA handled the Nigerian Men’s Basketball team with humiliating authority yesterday, as Carmelo Anthony set a new team record with 37 points, and the entire team set world records with 156 points and 29 3-pointers.

VIDEOS

Team USA Coasts To Victory Over Spain In Final Tune-Up Game

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After surprising a whopping zero people worldwide, Team USA went undefeated in their "pickup games" in preparation for the real games in London.

SMUG PRICKS

Carmelo Anthony Is ‘Happy’ For Jeremy Lin

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I’m not sure what my favorite part of the Jeremy Lin free agency drama has been.

NEW YORK KNICKS

Carmelo Anthony Suddenly Loves Jeremy Lin

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While ESPN’s <a href="http://espn.go.com/dallas/nba/story/_/id/8168185/2012-nba-free-agency-new-york-knicks-match-jeremy-lin-houston-rockets-offer-sheet-sources-say">NBA experts and their “SOURCES! WE HAVE SOURCES!”</a> are suggesting that the New York Knicks will simply let Jeremy Lin walk to the Houston Rockets, there is still chatter that their decision has not been made.

taiwanese animation

Taiwan Animation: The Only Voice In The Jeremy Lin Discussion

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This is a great one, if only for Carmelo Anthony operating, then bogarting the spotlight.

STRIPPERS

Making Sense Of This Jeremy Lin Ordeal: Exotic Dancer Edition

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Here’s an abridged version of the NBA offseason to date: The lockout changed nothing, owners didn’t learn, nor did they want to learn, because they’re still giving out awful contracts, and they just wanted to make sure they’d get more back from the league so they’d stop losing money.

#GOOGLE

6.29 The Cooler

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Erica Mena Snoop Dogg Busted In Norway With Marijuana, Cash [Yahoo] No Bath Salts Found In Miami Face-Eater's System [HHW] 24-Year-Old Mom Delivers Baby Herself On New York City Subway [News One] 10 Things That Chief Keef Clearly "Don't Like" [Broken Cool] Diana Ross Refuses [...].

WAX FIGURES

Carmelo Anthony Has Discovered His True Gift: Remaining Motionless

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Back in October, we shared with you a video of Pittsburgh Steelers strong safety <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/troy-polamalu-2-on-the-move" target="_blank">Troy Polamalu pretending to be a wax figure</a> at Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Hollywood so he could suddenly come to life and scare people.

TYLER HANSBROUGH

15 Ironic T-Shirts The NBA Should Also Sell

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When Orlando Magic and eventual Brooklyn Nets center Dwight Howard agreed to sign his one-year extension to "let the Magic try to keep him", a lot of people were pissed off at Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade when he made fun of Howard on Twitter for his overzealous use of the word "loyalty".

#ART

Internet Artist of the Day of the Week: Double Scribble's NBA Fan Art

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I’m a big sucker for fan art – well, appropriate fan art – and that’s why I’ve been pounding my desk all morning over the news that the <a href="http://gigaom.com/2012/05/15/patent-troll-tries-to-mangle-hand-craft-site-etsy/">world’s biggest patent troll is going after Etsy’s new $40 million investment</a>.

STRIPPERS

Some Knicks Fans Still Believe In Their Team

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If you need proof that New York City is one of the greatest sports cities on Earth – I can’t rule out <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Middelfart.jpg">Middelfart, Denmark</a> – it’s hard to look beyond the incredible enthusiasm that our good friends at Rick’s Cabaret constantly show for all of their teams.

SNEAKERS

Jordan Brand Releasing Playoff Collection

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As the NBA playoffs prepare to get under way, Jordan Brand is putting new colorways on the feet of their three top shooters - Chris Paul, Melo And D.

THINK LIKE A MAN

4.23 The Cooler

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Jesse Jane "Think Like a Man" Wins Weekend Box Office, Tops $30 Million [Variety] More Firings Expected In Secret Service Scandal [AP] Top 10: Pervy Album Covers Of All Time [Peeperz] Male Office Flirters Do It Out of Boredom and Not For Sex [Gizmodo] 25 [...].

SHITTY ART

25 Better Portraits For Carmelo Anthony’s New York City Apartment

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The <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/realestate/residential/oohla_la_bcK0j6Hcw6pMa3KwhUTDTL">New York Post</a> took its loyal readers on <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/realestate/residential/oohla_la_bcK0j6Hcw6pMa3KwhUTDTL">a trip into the home and minds of New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony and his wife La La</a> – *eye roll* - and the most revealing tidbit of information was that they have a giant portrait of Carmelo (above) hanging over their fireplace.

#Batman

The Carmelo Anthony Lionel Richie Parody: Way Better Than ‘Dancing On The Ceil-Lin’

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They should play this on SportsCenter and have Michael Ian Black and Mo Rocca just say sarcastic sh*t about it the whole time.

WILT CHAMBERLAIN

Presenting 'Magic Johnson: The Gathering'

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The sports world is abuzz with the news that a Magic-Johnson fronted group broke the dang old bank in order to purchase the Dodgers for over $2 billion, which is a figure so absurd that it may as well be written like a comic strip character says cuss words.

WILL SMITH

ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down The Home Stretch!

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As we head into the 4th quarter of the NBA season, the Chicago Bulls are the first and only team to have clinched a playoff spot so far, which wouldn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, except that Derrick Rose has missed 17 games this season.

#Twitter

NBA 'Has Handle' Twitter Shirts, The Puffy Starter Jacket Of 2012

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Are you an NBA fan who hates watching his favorite player play basketball, but loves reading what he has to say about his day-to-day minutia and hashtag causes on the Internet.


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