ANONYMOUS

Anonymous Claims They Will Release ‘The Interview’ Themselves In This New Series Of Tweets

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Anonymous took to Twitter to voice their anger at the cancellation of 'The Interview,' vowing to release the movie as a Christmas gift.

Singles Day

Take A Trip To This Chinese Mall Where Shoppers Were Rewarded For Showing Up Without Clothes

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Plenty of weird happenings occurred during Singles' Day in China, but shopping without any clothes might be the oddest thing.

Chinese movie industry

China Plans To Send Filmmakers ‘Down To The Countryside’ For Reeducation

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The government is sending artists down to rural China to study communist grains or something.

Kean University

Kean University Students Are Pissed Because Administrators Spent $219,000 On A Table

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It's difficult to complain about millennials complaining about not having enough when a college spends close to a quarter of a million dollars on a f*cking conference room table.

IKEA

Chinese Boy Runs Away From Home, Lives In IKEA For Nearly A Week

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12-year-old Peng Yijian set up shop in the furniture store after having a fight with his parents.

PUBLIC SEX

Here’s A Drunken Chinese Couple That Was Caught Having Sex In Public, But Kept Going Anyway

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The proper reply to someone shouting at you to stop having sex is always, "we're almost finished."

KFC

A Woman Spent An Entire Week In KFC After Her Boyfriend Broke Up With Her

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Some people respond to breakups by drowning their sorrows in wine. Others spend seven days inside a Chinese KFC.

URINATING GIANT PANDAS

Watch A Chinese PSA Featuring A Graffiti-Loving Panda Pissing On A Bridge

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China's CCTV has pulled a PSA featuring a man in a panda wreaking havoc in Australia. This is a sad day for everyone.

#Guardians of the Galaxy

‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Opening In China As ‘INTERPLANETARY UNUSUAL ATTACKING TEAM’

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The country that turned "Free Willy" into "A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven" has given us a new gem.

HONEST TRAILERS

Sex With Minors And Pandering To China: ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Gets An Honest Trailer

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The honest trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' reminds us to be skeeved out by this franchise.

TEXTING DURING THE MOVIE

Chinese Movie Theaters To Try Onscreen Text Messaging, Because That’s A Good Idea

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Chinese people are so used to watching films on mobile media that several theaters are putting the texts up on screen.

CHINA

Something Turned This River In China Blood Red In A Matter Of Minutes

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What could've turned this entire river the color red? Was it God? Chemicals? The Kool-Aid Man?

uh oh

OH GOOD: China Just Quarantined An Entire City For Bubonic Plague

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The Black Death just tried to stage a comeback in a Chinese city.

#ART

Watch A Man In China Transform Cotton Candy From Food Into A Work Of Art

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Do you like to eat cotton candy? Yeah? How about cotton candy that's been turned into a work of art?

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

A Chinese Man Bought Hundreds Of Tickets To ‘Transformers’ To Win Back His Ex-Girlfriend

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In the history of poorly thought out romantic gestures, this one sizzles a little more due to that Michael Bay influence.

WTF

The ‘Automatic Sperm Extractor’ (Handjob Robot) Is Coming To Chinese Hospitals

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The hand job robot -- er, we mean "automatic sperm extractor" -- is now taking all comers at a hospital in Nanjing, China. (VIDEO)

JOHN CLEESE

John Cleese Says James Bond Became ‘Gritty And Humorless’ To Please Asian Markets

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John Cleese says James Bond became 'gritty and humorless' to become more like the Bourne movies to please Asian markets.

#Facebook

Here’s What It Took To Bring Facebook Down For Thirty Minutes

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This is what it takes to make the biggest web site on the planet go dark.


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