CHINA

This Chinese Millionaire Has A Business Card That Puts Patrick Bateman’s To Shame

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Chen Guangbiao's business card is better than your business card.

transformers

A Chinese Man Trumps Your Marriage Proposal By Building A Giant Transformer Replica For His Girlfriend

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If you thought your marriage proposal was special, a man from China takes it to the next level by constructing a robot to win his lady love.

WINTER OLYMPICS

You’re Never Going To Guess Where The ‘Go USA’ Olympic Mittens Were Made

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Get ready for some controversy, as the 'Go USA' mittens being sold by the U.S. Olympic Committee have a 'Made in China' label.

suicides

A Chinese Man Killed Himself At A Shopping Mall Because His Girlfriend Wouldn’t Stop Shopping

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Just stay home and watch football this holiday season, fellas. Shopping with your girlfriend is hazardous to your physical and mental health.

#jimmy kimmel

Now The White House Has To Address The ‘Kill Everyone In China’ Kimmel Controversy

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After the petition reached the required 100,000 signatures this morning, the White House must address the controversy over Jimmy Kimmel's China sketch.

Toxic Smog

Pollution In China Is Making It Hard To Live, Spy, Read Blog Posts, Etc.

High levels of pollution in China are posing serious health concerns for citizens while impeding government security efforts throughout country.

TOM HIDDLESTON

A Chinese Movie Theater Mistakenly Displayed A Fan-Made ‘Thor 2′ Poster That’s Basically Slash Fiction

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Gaze deep into the warm, not-at-all-weird embrace of Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, and Tom Hiddleston, minus Natalie Portman.

#The Walking Dead

‘The Walking Dead’ Is Known As ‘Traveling Corpses, Walking Meat’ In China

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Let's all move to China, where "The Walking Dead" has a far better title.

#jimmy kimmel

Asian-Americans Are Comparing Jimmy Kimmel To Hitler Over This ‘Kill Everyone In China’ Skit

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China is not taking kindly to a six-year-old boy's suggestion to kill everyone in their country on "Jimmy Kimmel Live."

gross

Meanwhile, In China: People Are Eating Cockroaches — AKA The New 'Miracle Drug' — For Medicinal Benefits

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The Chinese are breeding cockroaches on cockroach farms for medicinal purposes, because of course they are.

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

These damned triads won't leave Michael Bay alone!

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At this point I'm not sure what's better, the multiple extortion attempts on the Hong Kong set of Trans4mers, or Michael Bay's accounts of those attempts, where reality is refracted through the lens through which Michael Bay sees the world, where everyone is a punk or a slut or a clown, and Michael Bay is a lionhearted action hero.

dvds

This Chinese Drive Bootleg DVD Cover is Amazing + Morning Links

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Remember when someone sued because Drive wasn't enough like Fast & Furious.

#instagram

Watch The Lakers’ Nick Young Crash While Sledding Down The Great Wall Of China

The Lakers are in China to face the Warriors in preseason action next week.

Politics

Chinese Authorities Are Battling Those Giant Venomous Hornets With Spray-Can Flamethrowers

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Chinese authorities are fighting off a wave of giant venomous hornets by torching their nests with flamethrowers in the middle of the night.

#Justin Bieber

Is Anyone Really Surprised That Justin Bieber Was Carried Up The Great Wall Of China?

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After celebrating making it to the top of the Great Wall of China, Justin Bieber apparently had his bodyguards carry him.

funny

Chinese Signs Lost In Translation

These Chinese signs really got lost in translation.

pacific rim

Chinese Op-Ed: ‘Pacific Rim degrades Chinese as monster eaters’

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Pacific Rim has the rare distinction of grossing more in China than in the US, earning more than $106 million in just three weeks there, while having grossed a shade less than that here, despite higher ticket prices and a much earlier opening.

USA

One Million American Cockroaches Escaped From A Chinese Farm

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One million American cockroaches escaped a Chinese roach farm in Jiangsu. Now you have that image in your head. You're welcome.


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