SWINGS

Chinese Dad Turns Himself Into a Swing

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This dad will stop at nothing to make his little girl happy, even if it means turning himself into a human swing.

#PORNO

Technician in China accidentally broadcasts porn in public square

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A banned porn film was recently broadcast on a giant LED screen for 10 minutes in a public square in China, and according to the BBC, it was all because a tech didn't realize his computer was still connected to the LED screen.

turkmenistan

Jennifer Lopez Performed At A Birthday Party For The 'Repressive' President Of Turkmenistan

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While her people deny that she knew of a history of human rights violations, Jennifer Lopez sang 'Happy Birthday' to the president of Turkmenistan.

#NOPE

That Can Happen!? Woman’s Breast Implant Ruptures While Gaming.

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A woman in Beijing reportedly suffered a ruptured breast implant after laying on her stomach in bed during a gaming session lasting longer than four hours.

OUCH

Father Rams Son's Car, Then Chases Him on Foot in China

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A Chinese man rams his black Mercedes into the side of his son's BMW, and the bizarre dispute doesn't end there: Both men escape the crash on foot and the father procedes to chase his son through the crowded intersection.

LUGGAGE HANDLERS

Airport Worker In China Gives No F*cks, Loads Luggage By Throwing It Onto Plane

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This airport worker does NOT care about his job. Or anything, really.

PLANES

Chinese Airport Worker is Terrible at His Job

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It's nearly impossible to be worse at anything than this Chinese freight handler is at his job.

funny

Drivable Lay-Z-Boy Recliner

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Spotted on a Chinese road: A man taking his Lay-Z-Boy for a spin.

#Iron Man

So Here’s A Chinese Iron Man Knock-Off Fighting STDs

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A Chinese drug ad features Iron Man, if Iron Man were what appears to be a giant metal spider-chicken.

CLOSE CALLS

Newborn Baby Dramatically Rescued From Sewage Pipe in China

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Raw footage of firefighters in China's Zhejiang Province cutting a newborn infant from a sewage pipe in a residential building after tenants reported  they heard a baby crying.

CHINA

Chinese Farmer Builds His Own Bionic Arms

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A Chinese farmer who lost his hands in an accident now crafts home-made bionic arms that he sells to other amputees.

STROLLERS

Worst Mother Alive Spotted on Chinese Road

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A mother uses a scooter to pull her baby in a stroller on a busy road in Lianshui, China.

ZOOS

Video: A Bear And Monkey Bicycle Race Ended Terribly In Shanghai

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You know how people often complain about PETA because its members seemingly spend more time <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/happy-58th-birthday-hulk-hogan-now-heres-your-naked-daughter" target="_blank">putting naked Brooke Hogan in a cage</a>, trying to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/01/peta-will-do-anything-for-attention" target="_blank">convince sports teams to change their names</a>, or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qOXhc52VTF8" target="_blank">chastising Chris Christie for killing a spider</a>, when there are significantly more horrible things happening to animals around the world.

product placement

The Chinese Edit of Iron Man 3 Sounds Awesome

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You know we've come a long way when the formerly Maoist regime of China is not only allowing their citizens to watch films from the greedy imperialist west, but they're cutting said films in order to add more consumer advertising.

WEDDINGS

Chinese Reporter Covers Earthquake in Wedding Dress

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Dedicated reporter Chen Ying didn't let her wedding day get in the way of reporting on China's devastating earthquake, springing into action without changing out of her wedding dress.

PORN

China Is Hiring A ‘Porn Identification Officer’

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In this tough economy, finding and keeping a job can be pretty tough for most people, but an independent Chinese organization that is totally not at all affiliated with the government feels your pain and that’s why they’ve created an exciting new opportunity for one enterprising soul.

HUAXIA FILM DISTRIBUTION

China halts all Django Unchained screenings for ‘technical reasons’

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Just a few days ago, stories went around about Tarantino supervising a cut of Django Unchained that would pass Chinese censors.

PANTYHOSE

Apparently Dogs Wearing Pantyhose Is All The Rage In China Right Now

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This is an unfortunate trend: dogs wearing form-fitting pantyhose.

THIS WILL SURELY END WELL

Eccentric Billionaire Now Filling His ‘Jurassic Park’-Style Resort With Dinosaur Robots

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Clive Palmer's plans to clone dinosaurs for a Jurassic Park may have fallen through, but that won't stop him from ordering hundreds of dinosaur robots.

eggs

Chinese Chicken Lays Massive, Surprise-Filled Eggs

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A chicken in the Chinese village of Guizhou has been laying eggs that weigh nearly half a pound (three-times a regular egg) and contain combinations of yolks and additional eggs.


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