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Red Sings Of Wainwright’s Injury, Guarantees Himself Free Base vs Cards

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If you're going to sing about the demise of a rival player, take a lesson from Cincinnati Reds slugger Jonny Gomes, and make sure there aren't any press nearby.

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Barry Larkin To Start Sucking Now

Barry Larkin is heading to the monolith.

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‘Queer’ Eye For Reds Announcer

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Cincinnati Reds radio announcer Marty Brennaman (three Ns, two As) is surprisingly not in hot water after firing off a implicitly gay pejorative while speaking at a fundraising banquet last weekend.

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Pete Rose Saw The Best Of Joe Dimaggio

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So there's a story floating around today about how baseball legends Pete Rose and Joe Dimaggio went to Vietnam, which sounds like the opening of a joke.

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Video Of That Reds-Cardinals Brawl

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Cincinnati really is a great city.

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Joey Votto Is Kind Of A Dick

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Joey Votto has shown for the past few years that he's on the verge of being one of baseball's top first basemen, and so far this season he's proving his point by putting up better numbers than even Albert Pujols.

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Say It Ain’t So, Pete Rose

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I was always a big Pete Rose fan, so naturally I was bent out of shape when he agreed to a lifetime ban from baseball in 1989.

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REDS HIT INTO FIRST TRIPLE PLAY OF 2009

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As if Miami of Ohio choking away the college hockey title wasn't enough--the Reds chipped in for a little Fail of their own (yes, Strunk and White suggest capitalizing the word when used as a noun).

WASHINGTON NATIONALS

TSS 2009 MLB Preview: The National League

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If you're not a fan of baseball, this may not be for you.

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PEDRO MARTINEZ WAS ON A BOAT (ON A BOAT)

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Pedro Martinez was apparently a guest of Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo's boat, Nasty Hook, where Arroyo is residing over the course of spring training, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer.

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BEING A REDS FAN MUST SUCK

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A lot of Americans put a pretty high premium on being on television, otherwise dipshits wouldn't show up to Good Morning America or TRL just to look like jackasses for the folks at home.

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KEN GRIFFEY JR IS A NICE GUY

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The news of Ken Griffey Jr.

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SIX HUNNERT FOR JUNIOR GRIFF!

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MLB - After sitting on 599 homers since May 31, Ken Griffey Jr.

DECAPITATIONS

MR. RED’S DEAD, BABY

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Actually, that doubly true, because Cincinnati Reds mascot Mr.

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BRONSON ARROYO WILL SHILL YOUR MEAT

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Yeesh, that was worse than Death Wish IV.

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JEFF BRANTLEY CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE

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Edwin Encarnacion hit a three-run homer in the bottom of the ninth to give the Reds a thrilling 6-5 walk-off win last night, at least in part because he wasn't listening to Jeff Brantley disparage him on the live telecast.

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KILL ME NOW

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Bronson Arroyo has stupid hair, gets paid millions of dollars every year to be a mediocre pitcher, and girls scream when he sings songs by The Fray.

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ROUGH NIGHT FOR CINCINNATI NINE

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The indestructible Ken Griffey Jr.


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