CHICAGO CUBS

Joey Votto Is Kind Of A Dick

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Joey Votto has shown for the past few years that he's on the verge of being one of baseball's top first basemen, and so far this season he's proving his point by putting up better numbers than even Albert Pujols.

CINCINNATI REDS

Say It Ain’t So, Pete Rose

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I was always a big Pete Rose fan, so naturally I was bent out of shape when he agreed to a lifetime ban from baseball in 1989.

CINCINNATI REDS

REDS HIT INTO FIRST TRIPLE PLAY OF 2009

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As if Miami of Ohio choking away the college hockey title wasn't enough--the Reds chipped in for a little Fail of their own (yes, Strunk and White suggest capitalizing the word when used as a noun).

2009 MLB Season

TSS 2009 MLB Preview: The National League

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If you're not a fan of baseball, this may not be for you.

boating

PEDRO MARTINEZ WAS ON A BOAT (ON A BOAT)

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Pedro Martinez was apparently a guest of Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo's boat, Nasty Hook, where Arroyo is residing over the course of spring training, according to the <a href="http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090306/SPT04/303060050">Cincinnati Enquirer</a>.

CINCINNATI REDS

BEING A REDS FAN MUST SUCK

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A lot of Americans put a pretty high premium on being on television, otherwise dipshits wouldn't show up to Good Morning America or TRL just to look like jackasses for the folks at home.

CINCINNATI REDS

SIX HUNNERT FOR JUNIOR GRIFF!

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MLB - After sitting on 599 homers since May 31, Ken Griffey Jr.

CINCINNATI REDS

MR. RED’S DEAD, BABY

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Actually, that doubly true, because Cincinnati Reds mascot Mr.

CINCINNATI REDS

BRONSON ARROYO WILL SHILL YOUR MEAT

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Yeesh, that was worse than Death Wish IV.

ANNOUNCERS

JEFF BRANTLEY CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE

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Edwin Encarnacion hit a three-run homer in the bottom of the ninth to give the Reds a thrilling 6-5 walk-off win last night, at least in part because he wasn't listening to Jeff Brantley disparage him on the live telecast.

CINCINNATI REDS

KILL ME NOW

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Bronson Arroyo has stupid hair, gets paid millions of dollars every year to be a mediocre pitcher, and girls scream when he sings songs by The Fray.

CINCINNATI REDS

THE DODGERS CAN'T SCORE

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Aaron Harang and the Reds <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270808117" target="_blank">shut out the Dodgers 1-0</a> last night, sending Los Angeles to its sixth straight loss.

CINCINNATI REDS

KEN GRIFFEY JR IS SIXTH ALL-TIME

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Ken Griffey Jr hit his 587th home run last night to surpass Frank Robinson and take sole possession of sixth on the career home run list as the <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270716115" target="_blank">Reds beat the Braves 10-3</a> at Turner Field.

CINCINNATI REDS

DICE-K PUMBLES ELDERLY GENTLEMAN

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Dice-K out-dueled Greg Maddux last night as the <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/boxscore.jsp?gid=2007_06_22_bosmlb_sdnmlb_1" title="MLB" target="_blank">Red Sox beat the Padres 2-1</a>.

CINCINNATI REDS

MAYOR MALLORY NEEDS TO STOP PITCHING

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Who works on Mayor Mark Mallory's staff.

CINCINNATI REDS

THE CINCINNATI MAYOR IS A GREAT PITCHER

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Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory threw the ceremonial first pitch for the Reds' opener yesterday to Reds icon Eric Davis.

ANDY RODDICK

BEES! BEES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

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The Yankees continued their annual warm-up for season-long domination in preparation for their inevitable postseason collapse yesterday by beating the Reds 8-7.


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