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The Indiana Hoosiers Football Team Did The ‘Thriller’ Dance At Practice

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The Indiana Hoosiers took a little break from football practice today to bust out a brief Thriller dance.

A-HOLE FANS

An ‘Ex-Ducks Player’ Wrote A Letter To Oregon Fans And Told Them ‘Go F*ck Yourselves’

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A former Oregon Ducks football player wrote an anonymous open letter to fans, comparing players to slaves and telling fans to 'Go f*ck themselves.'

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Meet Jayson Carter, Rice's 4-Foot-9 Running Back

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During Saturday's 45-7 thrashing of the UTEP Miners, the Rice Owls let 4-foot-9 walk-on RB Jayson Carter into the game for a carry.

CHILD ABUSE

Penn State Is Paying $60 Million To The Young Men Jerry Sandusky Abused

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Penn State has announced that they'll be paying $59.7 million to the 26 young men abused by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.

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Johnny Manziel Wants To Party With Charlie Sheen Like It's 2009

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When asked which three celebrities he'd like to party with, Johnny Manziel proved that all he cares about is getting laid.

COLLEGE SPORTS

Notre Dame's Cam McDaniel Is College Football's 'Ridiculously Photogenic Tailback'

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Notre Dame's Cam McDaniel was captured in action by a photographer and the result led to the "Ridiculously Photogenic Tailback" meme.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Celebrate NCAA Justice For The Miami Hurricanes The Right Way

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Let's celebrate the light punishment of the Miami Hurricanes with the 7th Floor Crew.

CELEBRITY FANS

Will Ferrell Talked About Lane Kiffin And USC On The Dan Patrick Show. It Was Wonderful.

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Will Ferrell was a guest on the Dan Patrick Show and he offered his honest opinion on USC firing Lane Kiffin.

Alcohol

Allow Drunk Ole Miss Girl To Tell You Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Ole Miss

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A reporter asked a drunk girl from Ole Miss to explain the school's motto, name their best-ever quarterback and share her feelings on life. Solid gold.

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Meet Patience Beard, The Cutest Amputee Cheerleader With A Zebra Leg In College Football History

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Arkansas Razorbacks cheerleader Patience Beard happens to be an amputee with a zebra-print prosthetic leg, and she's awesome.

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Ohio State's Late Touchdown Cost Bookies A Sh*t Load Of Money

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Northwestern's late fumble that turned into a touchdown for Ohio State ended up costing sports books $3-4 million.

CANCER PATIENTS

Today's Best News: 8-Year Old Nebraska Cornhusker Jack Hoffman's Cancer Is In Remission

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Jack Hoffman, the then-7-year old cancer patient who participated in Nebraska's spring game and ran in a touchdown, found out his cancer is in remission.

AUSTIN

And Now, The Biggest Cheapshot Of The Year Courtesy Of The Texas Longhorns

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Mike Davis of the Texas Longhorns took out an Iowa State Cyclones player with the cheapest shot you'll ever see. Absolutely disgraceful.

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Northern Iowa’s QB Walked Around Campus And Asked People About Northern Iowa’s QB

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If you’ve never heard of the University of Northern Iowa’s quarterback Sawyer Kollmorgen, you’re not alone.

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USC To Lane Kiffin: ‘Don’t Let It Hit You Where The Good Lord Split You’

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After a humiliating loss to Arizona State and a 3-2 start to this season, the USC Trojans have fired Lane Kiffin as head coach.

boxing

As Usual, Floyd Mayweather Jr. Won A Lot Of Money Gambling Today And He Bragged About It

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As usual, boxing champion Floyd Mayweather Jr. won a lot of money gambling and then bragged about it on Twitter.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Key & Peele’s East/West Bowl Players Had A Rap Battle For Some Reason

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Key & Peele put their popular East/West College Bowl introduction sketch characters into a rap battle for some reason.

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Texas A&M Punter Drew Kaser Is Gonna ‘Drop Bombs’ This Weekend. What Does That Mean?

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Texas A&M punter Drew Kaser says he plans to "drop bombs" this weekend. We consulted Urban Dictionary to explore exactly what he means by that.

College Football Results, Week 4: And We Shall Call Thee Sadderday

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If last week’s <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/09/alabama-texas-am-final-score">Alabama/Texas A&M-led bonanza</a> was the biggest rager of the college football season, this week was the hangover.

A CAPELLA GROUPS SUCK

‘Trojans For Life’ Might Make You Want To Die

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We ain't goin' nowhere. We ain't. Goin' nowhere. We can't be stopped now. 'Cause it's TROJANS FOR LIFE, the worst acapella college fan song of the day.


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